I Don’t Trust Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fridge Tour

There must be a word in some language, somewhere, for the unique form of existential angst that consumes you (me) upon seeing the contents of a celebrity’s meticulously organized, wildly overstocked fridge. I, for one, had to have a small lie down when, in what felt like season 72 of The Kardashians (but was, in fact, episode 5, season 1), the cameras panned over several acres of beige furnishings before focusing on a glass-fronted refrigerator filled entirely with green produce—arranged, I assume, by the chef who cuts the family’s cucumbers for them, and topped with a crown of asparagus spears. If you would like to take a closer look at this “stunning see-through” behemoth while mentally calculating how big a hole it’s responsible for in the ozone layer, you can get an “exclusive” look over on Kourtney Kardashian’s Poosh.

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